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Written by Sarah Boslaugh Wednesday, 02 June 2010 00:51
Reykjavik-Rotterdam, directed by Oskar Jonasson, is a fast-paced, classy thriller already slated for an English-language remake with Mark Wahlberg in the lead role.
I like a cheesy movie as much as the next person, but there’s good cheese (fun) and bad cheese (tedious). Neil Marshall’s latest film, Centurion, is bad cheese about a Roman legion trapped behind enemy lines in the North of Britain and reduced to a small band of survivors who must fight for survival. Think Dog Soldiers with the Picts taking the place of werewolves. Marshall assumes your sympathies will lie with the Romans, which is sort of like assuming you will side with Germany invading Poland in a World War II film. Even setting that problem aside this film fails in so many ways: the characters are broadly drawn types, the conflicts are generic, there’s some serious miscasting, and for all the fetishistically-violent deaths (Marshall seems to enjoy finding new ways to kill warriors as much as George Romero does new ways to kill zombies) the film is strangely uninvolving. The conclusion is obvious from the start and Marshall is willing to bend any and all rules of his fictional universe to get to his destination, which is too bad because he assembled an excellent cast including Michael Fassbender, David Morrisey, Noel Clarke and Imogen Poots.