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Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:59

To all of our beloved Creatures of the Night!

What started out as a typically rocking KISS tour is now, slowly but surely, turning into a fight for our very lives!  Nay, the very existence of Rock and Roll!  We’re here at Magic Mountain theme park and very strange things are happening around here.  People are disappearing.  Witnesses have seen EXACT robot duplicates of KISS roaming the park, causing mayhem and destruction.  Park goers have seen …hairy robot wolf-apes?  Hey, we’re just here to play a rock show!  We had no idea we might have to save the world. 

Look, I’ll be honest with you; I’m a lover, not a fighter.  However, when it comes to defending the KISS Army and their right to rock, we will not hesitate to summon our otherworldly powers to defeat this insidious threat!  Word around the park is that one Abner Devereaux, mad-scientist extraordinaire, is behind the nefarious plot to keep KISS from the stage.  People – WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!

We have been given a gift.  We have been given a road.  And that road’s name is Rock and Roll!  If you believe in what we believe in, and you want to take a stand, come help KISS defeat Abner Devereaux and his malevolent monstrous mechanical creations!  Join us April 25 through May 3rd, Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 and 10:30 at the Regional Arts Commission, 6128 Delmar in the U. City Loop!

Don’t let us down!

The Starchild

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