And the way they talk to each other...it is the kind of comedy we want from Posh and Becks but will never get.

Katie & Peter - E!'s latest trainwreck

If you know me, you know that I really don't really like reality TV. I hate shows like Survivor and Big Brother. But I readily admit that I like, no wait, I LOVE watching wannabes and celebrities act like fools for my viewing pleasure. And with the last month these two affable Brits, Katie and Peter, came onto the scene, taking my viewing pleasure to places it's never been before. First of all, who are these people? I admittedly love all things BritPop but I know nothing of this former boy band nelly and his porn-esque sweetheart. Secondly, this Katie, her breasts are enormous. She makes Jenna Jaimeson and Pam Anderson look like amateurs. And the way they talk to each other...it is the kind of comedy we want from Posh and Becks but will never get. So, you should plan lunch in front of the telly on Saturday afternoon and catch these two at play on E!. I cannot promise you will comprehend a word they say, but you won't be sorry.| Raymee Holshauser

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