When Alice Cooper is aging more gracefully than you are, it might be time to lay off whatever moonshine or gasoline you're drinking and add some healthy fats to your diet. And perhaps employ the occasional vigorous toothbrushing? Your gums (and ladyfriend) will thank you.

Confidential to Eddie Van Halen | When Alice Cooper is aging more gracefully than you are, it might be time to lay off whatever moonshine or gasoline you're drinking and add some "healthy fats" to your diet. And perhaps employ the occasional vigorous toothbrushing? Your gums (and ladyfriend) will thank you. | Kimberly Faulhaber & Sarah Lenzini

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