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Unless you have killed a lot of
time reading reviews, movie guides can be a difficult field to navigate.
This time each year finds the
new editions of the movies guides coming out. Unless you have killed a lot of
time reading reviews in all of them, this can be a difficult field to navigate.
Of course, the best method for finding a movie guide that suits your taste is
to read the reviews of two or three films that you feel strongly about, and
then buy the guide that passes your test as closely as possible.
Of the big, 1,500-plus–page
guides that try to cover every major release, the best option is VideoHound’s
Golden Movie Retriever (Thomson Gale, $24.95), which is more a tome than a
guide, as it is considerably physically larger than the Leonard Maltin guide
(Signet, $8.99) or Mick Martin and Marsha Porter’s DVD & Video Guide (Ballantine
Books, $7.99). While the Hound’s reviews are better than Maltin’s or Martin’s,
they still leave something to be desired. The real draw here, though, is the
nine handy indexes (ranging from fairly thorough filmographies of actors to
obscure lists of alternate titles for the films contained therein), which serve
as a no-Internet-required Internet Movie Database that is only slightly out of
date. Second to VideoHound is the aforementioned Martin, a kind of
unassuming and generic guide. The guide to avoid is also one of the
best-selling ones, Maltin’s firelog of stupidity and boredom. Aside from
Maltin’s irrelevant and poorly argued reviews, you should be able to tell what
type of audience the guide caters to by the fact that its entirety is
alphabetized incorrectly—as if films had no punctuations or spaces in the
titles (for example, Total Recall comes before To Wong Foo, Thanks
For Everything, Julie Newmar).
If Maltin’s readers have trouble grasping the basic tenets of alphabetization,
how are they supposed to appreciate the subtleties of, say, Turkish Delight?
Perhaps better suited to your
tastes are the more specific guides, ones that don’t attempt to review every
single film. Pretty much everyone in America is a sucker for “best of” lists;
personally, I quite like The New York Times Guide to the Greatest 1,000
Movies Ever Made (Three Rivers Press, $25), which reprints the full
original Times reviews of all of the films included in the book, as well
as the out-of-print Entertainment Weekly–produced
guide, The 100 Greatest Movies of All Time (Entertainment Weekly Books).
While not list oriented, also handy are the annual Roger Ebert books (Andrews
McMeel Publishing, $22.95), which compile all of the films reviews he wrote in
the calendar year on the front of the book. With regards to genre, again
VideoHound has a nice assortment of guides, my favorite of which is, of course,
their Cult Flicks and Trash Pics (Visible Ink Press, $24.95), although I
much prefer the first edition to the currently available (and largely rewritten)
second edition. But here VideoHound has much more competition than it
does in the field of generic, all-encompassing guides; the best guides on the
market right now are specific to cult films.
The standard for cult film
guides was set high and early by the three volumes of Danny Peary’s Cult
Movies (volumes one and two were published by Delta, three was handled by
Fireside, and all of them are long out of print), released in 1981, 1983, and
1988, respectively. A guide that nicely blurs the line between a cult film
guide and a regular film guide is The Scarecrow Video Movie Guide (Sasquatch
Books, $21.95), which debuted two years ago. The guide is an odd smattering of
extremely obscure films direct from Scarecrow Video in Seattle,
often named as the best video store in America.
The reviews contained therein are especially nice when compared to the clinical
synopses seen in the more mainstream guides (for an example of the type of
opinions on display here, Scarecrow asserts that showing children the live-action,
Mike Myers vehicle The Cat in the Hat will do more harm to them than any
porn could), and it is useful for its coverage of films that have never been
(legally) released on home video in America.
However, the new gold standard
for cult movie guides—or movie guides in general, for that matter—comes from DVD
Delirium, which just released an update of its previous guide, now called DVD
Delirium Volume 1Redux: The International Guide to Weird and Wonderful Films on
DVD (Fab Press, $19.95). Whereas the best and most satisfying reviews in
any other guide are the full reviews reprinted in the Ebert and New York
Times guides, DVD Delirium takes it one step further: Not only do
they review the film in a general sense, but they also compare picture and
sound quality of nearly all of the world’s releases of a given film—for
example, they’ll contrast American VHS, American DVD, British DVD, Italian DVD,
and Japan laserdisc releases—so that you know where to go for the best quality
transfer. (They also know their stuff when it comes to letterboxing, black
levels, and sound mixes.) On top of this, the special features are usually
full-on reviewed—for example, they’ll tell you which deleted scenes are worth
watching and which aren’t. Even more mind-boggling is that all of this
information is presented articulately and concisely, such that it never seems
overwhelming. In fact, the whole thing is so incredibly good down to the last
detail, I actually found myself looking for flaws, just to prove that it was a
human endeavor in the first place. Strangely common typographical errors aside,
the only real quibble comes from general confusion about why some things were
included while others were not (Cruel Intentions but no Salo? Shrek
but no Barbed Wire Dolls? Flesh and Heat but no Trash?),
but that’s always a problem that befalls genre guides. Until next year’s wave
of guides, that is…
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