Written by Rudy Zapf Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00
But what’s this? There is a counterplot to the degradation of his soul. Airline layovers are not supposed to be uplifting and enlightening. They are an ingenious plot devised by one of Lucifer’s legions, designed to rob travelers of any good feeling, peace, or sense of accomplishment that they might find through the experience of travel. Victims of layover are a sad lot, easily spotted at the airport. They stand forlorn like forgotten baggage praying vainly to be claimed by the next departing flight, or they walk with aching feet, searching covetously for any available place to rest, all the while having their senses assaulted by whining kids and a thousand strangers shouting into cell phones as the leftover odors from TGI Friday’s grease pit clog the recycled air in the air ducts.