I should mention for the record that I have absolutely no illusions about my talent: I can't carry a tune to save my life.

And, by gum, Kris Allen's CUTE!!!!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't American Idol supposed to be a singing contest, not a sexuality contest?

Adam is manufactured for this kind of arena performance.

Adam is manufactured for this kind of arena performance.

You gotta know when to fold ‘em; know when to hold ‘em...

Two things bothered me: the first, the Judges' Save; the second, the gang-up against Lil Rounds.

I'm so glad my sister bought me the Pointer Sisters' greatest hits; it truly opened my eyes to their status as one of the most talented groups ever to grace the planet.

"There but for the Grace of God goes Alexis!"

"There but for the Grace of God goes Alexis!"

"There but for the Grace of God goes Alexis!"