Written by Kevin Wolf Tuesday, 28 April 2009 17:00
Gyroflactor was a term originally coined my Scrooge McDuck when Gizmo duck broke and needed a special type of therapist only Dewey could provide
Written by Carlos Ruiz Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:00
When you're Pretentious Record Store Guy your life is pretty much made in the shade-- you get to see all the cool shows, pick through all the good music and take home all the latest promos. The key to being in a scene is to be seen, and nowhere is more important than in a record store, where the employees are cooler than you and know every big band a year before anyone else does. Welcome to the world of Pretentious Record Store Guy, now go read the entire 1st issue for free!!
Written by Pangaea Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:00
The ruling oligarchy has a small island in the Pacific where they keep golden helicopters and unicorns.
Written by Kevin Wolf Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:00
Both riches and glory can be found in a trash dump near you.
Written by Kevin Wolf Tuesday, 07 April 2009 17:00
I sincerely believe that 'golf carts' should be renamed 'mario karts' and instituted into an Olympic racing event with banana peels and red and green turtle shells.
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