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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 24 June 2009 |
 For Zephyr, a puzzle party consists of earplugs, Noam Chomsky's Manufacturing of Consent, and about three electric blankets to warm the cold night of social abstinence.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 17 June 2009 |
 This is what happens when you read "World's Largest Mammals" at your parent's house and then fall asleep on the old sofa.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 10 June 2009 |
 Ford's recent foray into breakfast meats has offered them substantial new sources of revenue.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 03 June 2009 |
 Zephyr never has any extra lives or continues, and when life offers him a password feature, his hand is shaking too badly to write down the numbers/letters.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 27 May 2009 |
 For those of you who didn't know, the Khmer Rouge instituted a mandatory 2-liter Mountain Dew quota per person per day.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 20 May 2009 |
 Henry is exaggerating here. The woman's union would have settled out of court for a Massage Envy coupon.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 13 May 2009 |
 If Malcolm X would have married Betty Crocker, he would still be alive today.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 06 May 2009 |
 In terms of state-sponsored giant mutants, America has really gotten the shaft.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009 |
 Gyroflactor was a term originally coined my Scrooge McDuck when Gizmo duck broke and needed a special type of therapist only Dewey could provide
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Written by Carlos Ruiz
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Monday, 27 April 2009 |
 When you're Pretentious Record Store Guy your life is pretty much made in the shade-- you get to see all the cool shows, pick through all the good music and take home all the latest promos. The key to being in a scene is to be seen, and nowhere is more important than in a record store, where the employees are cooler than you and know every big band a year before anyone else does. Welcome to the world of Pretentious Record Store Guy, now go read the entire 1st issue for free!!
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Written by Pangaea
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Wednesday, 22 April 2009 |
 The ruling oligarchy has a small island in the Pacific where they keep golden helicopters and unicorns.
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Written by Kevin Wolf
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Wednesday, 15 April 2009 |
 Both riches and glory can be found in a trash dump near you.
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