Arcade of Cruelty (Also-Ran)

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aoc_header.jpgIt is terrifically juvenile. It is sick. It is hilarious.

 

 

264 pgs. full color; $18 Softcover

(W / A: Joseph Patrick Larkin)

 

I think it is fair to say that Joseph Patrick Larkin's Arcade of Cruelty is sui generis. It's a massive 264-page self-published monograph of the author's art, ‘zines, and comics that manages to be both absurdly self-aggrandizing and embarrassingly self-effacing. It is terrifically juvenile. It is sick. It is hilarious. It is hard to know whether to put it on my shelf next to similarly offensive stuff by Johnny Ryan or those "Tijuana Bibles," or, as Larkin himself recommends at the beginning of the book, to throw it in the garbage or sell it on eBay.

On the copyright page, Larkin writes "All rights reserved, all suckers served." You know this is going to be funny. He goes on to offer "This book is dedicated with foolhardy love to Kristy Lee Caldwell, even though she's kind of a cunt." Ah—he's funny, and he's offensive—and he knows it.

The cover to Arcade of Cruelty by Jospeh Patrick Larkin. Click for a larger image.Then begins the sequence of reprints, dating back to the beginning. Larkin reproduces pages from his grade-school yearbook defaced in that special way unique to the immature. He (or a friend) has written "Crazy bitch" under a photo of a teacher. Another teacher sticking out her tongue finds herself under a scrawled sign reading "Free Blowjobs!" Yet another teacher stands before her class, in front of a blackboard where the yearbook graffito has written "Me Bitch, You Assholes."

Some might be depressed by how puerile it all is, but I laughed. Hard. This shit really got me.

He goes on to reprint a series of minimalist comic strips. Like most of the stuff here, they're self-obsessed and in the third-person, no less: "This is Joseph," he writes. "He is a compulsive masturbator. He is obsessed with himself... He is secretly attracted to Teri Garr."

He goes on to share an anecdote about laughing at a friend's roommate's oversized Morrissey poster (in a word: yes). And, apparently, if you believe this part is confessional, too, Larkin mailed a drawing of an almost-girlfriend to her, with the caption "Cockteaser of the Year, 2004."

Finally, we arrive at the coup de grace of awkwardness. Larkin actually reprints pages—in full color—from his adolescent "Beat-Off Binders." These are images from magazines, crudely cut and pasted, and arranged by theme. We go from panty shots, cleavage, and the Spice Girls, to pages dedicated to Courtney Love, Melissa Joan Hart, and photos of girls from his high school yearbook.

Good grief. It's shockingly funny and stunningly embarrassing. You have to laugh, and you just feel such compassion for the guy.

And here is the crux of Arcade of Cruelty—is it more funny than it is sad, or the other way around? Larkin is bound and determined to prove that he is a pathetic specimen. He'll make you pee your pants with laughter as he takes shots at his own failures with women and such, but are there enough winks for the benefit of the reader to overcome so much self-hatred? You'll have to decide for yourself.

Sample art from Arcade of Cruelty. Click for a larger image.Regardless, plenty of readers won't be able to get past his shot-to-the-gut sick humor. That would include his ironic "rape comedy" ("The Unbearable Lightness of Being Raped"), and a glut of 9/11 humor ("Always Never Forgetting"). In one memorable gag, a plane headed for one of the Twin Towers issues a word bubble that reads "Excelsior!" a la Stan Lee. It elicits a sick, sick laugh that the reader may wish to take back, but, too late, it's escaped. At 76 pages, though, the 9/11 material does manage to overstay its welcome. And in general, the art is pretty primitive stuff. Sometimes just right in its simplicity, but sometimes lazy, too.

In one of my favorite Larkin comics herein, he draws a prison inmate anally raping another; the caption: "You had me at hello."

Larkin had me from the first joke to the last. It's just that he lost me a little, too, by selling the lonely-horny-miserable guy thing so hard. Whatever vein he decides to open next, though, I'd be eager to watch the mess. | Byron Kerman

Visit Joseph Patrick Larkin's website at http://www.also-ran.com/.

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