Friday, 30 April 2004 18:00
FROM THE ARCHIVES: “Person 1 was one of the most amazing theatrical things to
happen in St. Louis ever, I think, but it was also one of the most
fucked-up theatrical things ever to happen in St. Louis.”
The climactic scene of Hydeware Theatre’s performance of Edward Albee’s The Zoo Story last year was surely one of the freakiest moments in the history of local theatre.
The Zoo Story
is typical Albee: verbal jousting that doesn’t sound quite realistic—in
this case, between two men who meet in New York City’s Central Park—in
the name of pointing up human complacency and hypocrisy.
The play is supposed to end with an act of manslaughter—the suicidal character impales himself on a knife held by the other.

Well, Hydeware’s John Shepherd and Brian Hyde did the bit with a stage
knife, with a retractable blade. Fake blood poured from a “packet”
taped to Shepherd’s belly. This in itself was unusual—for most onstage
murders, the audience simply imagines the mortal wound, without
Hollywood-style special effects. Shepherd then indulged in the great
fantasy coveted by every actor from Rudolph Valentino to Jon
“Baudelaire” Lovitz—a melodramatic death scene. Shepherd collapsed onto
a patch of sod, corn-syrup blood leaking from his midsection, and grew
still.
The End.
And then, the freakiness began. Shepherd
remained on the ground. He didn’t stand up and smile and bow—he stayed
there, lying on the floor before a silenced audience. The seconds grew
into minutes. Audience members looked at one another in amused
befuddlement—was it time to leave? Should they clap? Was this really
the end, or, like a “bonus” scene at the end of a movie’s credits, was
there some final “coda” to the drama that dedicated audience members
might experience if they stuck around?
There was no coda.
Shepherd had been instructed to lie on the ground and play dead until
the stage manager told him that the last audience member had left. A
tube continuously fed two gallons of fake blood from another room to a
spot under the actor’s prone body. At the end of each night’s show, the
audience had no idea what to do. They watched the fake blood continue
to pool around the actor, looked at each other in bewilderment, and
eventually figured out that it was time to exit.
Except for
the night when That Uppity Theatre’s Joan Lipkin happened to be in the
crowd. Immediately taking up the challenge of this uppity update to the
drama, she stood and announced to the audience, “It’s up to us to end
the play,” recalls Shepherd. “She came up on stage, and had people help
turn me over. I asked myself, ‘How far am I going to let this go?’ and
I decided as far as it can go without anything too crazy happening.
They opened my shirt, and put some clothing under my head as a pillow.
Then they decided they were going to lift me and take me out of the
theater and into the elevator. I decided to break character if they got
me out of the room, and I did. I was bloody from head to toe and I woke
up and said, ‘You guys are the best audience ever!’” So Hydeware
managed to take Albee’s existential dithering, add a touch of gore, and
at the very end, toss in a wildly inappropriate stunt that turned the
moralizing stamp of the drama into mildly irritating performance art,
and, in at least one case, gleeful interaction with the crowd.
Fucking with the audience. Twisting around a playwright’s message.
Keeping you guessing. In almost five years on the St. Louis theater
scene, Hydeware has made these sorts of tricks their specialty. In the
hands of a less clever crew, their antics might seem like gimmickry.
But when you list all their accomplishments—an Othello that
managed to bitch out the CIA for giving Osama bin Laden carte blanche
in Afghanistan 20 years ago; an original comedy on par with a complex
Andy Kaufman gag; an Oleanna that forcibly segregated audiences
by gender; etc.—you have to hand it to them. They have really made
their audiences think—and if a theater troupe can do that, it doesn’t
matter how shitty the intermission coffee is: they’ve done something
rare and honorable.
This month, Hydeware engages the challenge of Phyro-Giants!, a play best known for being adapted into the film Melvin Goes to Dinner. (The movie was directed by one half of the genius-duo behind HBO’s late, great Mr. Show,
Bob Odenkirk.) The story offers four people who don’t know each other
all that well talking after dinner at a restaurant (see the November
’03 interview with Odenkirk and playwright Michael Blieden). “The
characters talk about sex, ghosts—actually, sex is a big part of what
they discuss, sex from a single perspective, from a marriage
perspective, sex while you’re dating,” says Shepherd, who also serves
as Hydeware’s artistic co-director. “It’s completely a dialogue play,
with very little movement, so the dialogue really crackles, because it
has to.”
At first, audiences may think this smart, absorbing
play is about the kind of true confessions that strangers can somehow
share more easily than friends can. Painfully blunt admissions about
porn and anal sex certainly will get folks’ attention.
But it’s the big surprise at the drama’s end that will make audiences re-think everything they’ve just seen.
So, in Hollywood-speak, think My Dinner With Andre meets The Sixth Sense. No; don’t think that. Bad idea.
Anyway, Hydeware doesn’t have to put a funky spin on this one, because the material is sufficiently unusual.
That was the case with their last bunch of efforts, too. The group sponsored a performance by Kathryn Blume, creator of the Lysistrata Project.
You may remember that blip on the cultural radar screen about a year
ago, just before the latest Gulf War got underway. Blume, a New York
actress, organized the simultaneous worldwide performance of more than
1,000 versions of the ancient Greek comedy Lysistrata to protest the
Bush administration’s warmongering. Two months ago, Blume ended her
national tour of The Accidental Activist, a monologue about her sudden celebrity and impotent cause celebre, in St. Louis, at the Soulard Theatre.
Before that, Hydeware staged Ariel Dorfman’s intense Death and the Maiden,
the tale of a torture victim who confronts her supposed former torturer
in one long and bloody night. (You may recall the film version
featuring Sigorney Weaver and Ben Kingsley.) The troupe posted displays
about political torture in the lobby, and welcomed Amnesty
International–types for informal chats after each show.
Looking further back, you’ll find the stranger gems in Hydeware’s crooked tiara.
“Person 1
was one of the most amazing theatrical things to happen in St. Louis
ever, I think, but it was also one of the most fucked-up theatrical
things ever to happen in St. Louis,” Shepherd notes with careful
diplomacy.
An ill-conceived, unrehearsed marriage of music and drama, Person 1 took
place at the former Crowe T. Brooks gallery in March 2002. The
“Everywhen” collective of six noise-rock and aggro bands would each
perform one semi-improvisational song as Hydeware actors tried to get
through six purposefully vague scenes penned by one of the musicians.
Predictably, the noisy “anarchy,” as Shepherd puts it, failed to gel
for the performers as well as the audience. The moment that nearly
drove him over the edge, though, was when some punk in the crowd struck
him with a mic stand as he struggled to perform one of the mindless,
Dada-esque scene/songs.
That failed experiment offers a
contrast for “Jabberwocky,” a risk that paid off in February of last
year. A brilliant satire of the mores of theatergoing, Shepherd’s
original one-act was written in the tradition of such deconstructive
playwrights as Luigi Pirandello. Actors took the stage and pretended to
be audience members, facing the actual audience. The real audience was
then immediately put in the position of becoming the entertainment.
This was accomplished when Hydeware co-founder Richard Strelinger held
up signs that the real audience was instructed to read aloud, in
unison. Thus the “play” was a series of dumb phrases read by
theatergoers, matched by trite responses from the jaded, weary, fake
onstage audience; for anyone who’s ever been to the Repertory Theatre
of St. Louis, it was delicious. At one point, an actor planted in the
audience ran screaming down the aisle.
The same evening
featured “The Most Massive Woman Wins,” a mishmash of feminist fare
that culminated in three women stripping down to their bras and undies
and gamboling across the stage. Their less-than-ideal figures
demonstrated the point of the one-act drama on the perils of female
self-image—it was the brave ending to an uninspiring piece.
Hydeware spiced up a production of David Mamet’s drama on sexual harassment, Oleanna,
by splitting up couples as they walked in the door. Men were seated on
one side of the elongated stage; women faced them from the other side.
At various points in the topical play, male and female audience members
typically had different reactions; the genders got to watch one another
squirm as the uncomfortable fare played out between them.
Splitting up groups as they entered the theater created “an immediate
sense of discomfort and pissed some people off,” recalls Shepherd. At
any rate, the aggressive ushering tactic surely managed to liven up
that otherworldly Mametian dialogue.
Other memorable Hydeware gags have included a performance of Macbeth
in Oak Knoll Park which featured three actors in 24 roles, and a bloody
re-enactment of several Jack-the-Ripper murders during a Halloween-time
goth-rock concert at the former Berzerker Studios.
Richard
Strelinger is the guy with the Shakespeare fetish. He’s the eager
beaver behind Hydeware’s annual forays into Shakespeare-in-the-park,
and he spent more than a year behind a computer screen adapting The Tempest
into a stylized statement on slavery in America. When Hydeware finally
performed it in 2001, it wound up as playful as it was grave.
That’s because the play’s opening thunderstorm was accomplished by
having the actors shoot huge fluorescent Super Soaker water guns and
throw water balloons high into the air, while others banged on
percussion instruments. That’s the sort of mix of the thought-provoking
and the unpredictable that we’ve come to expect from Hydeware. Now that
they’ve found a permanent home in the Soulard Theatre, we wish them
many more years of pranks, oddities, controversies and breaks in the
fourth wall.
Hydeware Theatre performs Phyro-Giants! at
8 p.m. Thursday, May 13; and at 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, May
14-22; at the Soulard Theatre, 1921 South Ninth Street. Tickets, which
include dinner, are $15. Call 314-368-7306 or visit
www.hydewaretheatre.com for more information.
First Run
Theatre was conceived by Dr. Donald Weiss as a breeding ground for new
and upcoming unpublished local authors and playwrights. Focusing on the
diversity of talent in the St. Louis area, a semi-annual competition is
held in which plays are selected for the next season, and the show is
built from scratch using the collective input of writers, directors,
actors, and even audiences and critics. Its vision to become an
internationally known institution is lofty, but very possible with this
type of strategy that encourages the community to support their local
artisans. First Run finds its home at the state-of-the-art theater in
De Smet Jesuit High School in Creve Coeur, and its upcoming Capacity—to
debut in June—was written by St. Louis native John Williams.
www.firstruntheatre.com (TB)
HotHouse Theatre brings
contemporary, professional, thought-provoking theatre to St. Louis
audiences. And who can argue with offerings such as the cutting-edge
Omnium Gatherum, a show about a dinner party and dealing with post-9/11
events, and In a Little World of Our Own, the American premier of a
play set in tumultuous Northern Ireland? As a benefit, Hot House once
staged a reading of the musical 1776—with an all-female cast. Donna
Parrone, managing director, promises, “ big changes are coming down the
pipes at HotHouse.” Get on the HotHouse mailing list to be among the
first to learn about “the next big happening in the St Louis Theatre
scene.” www.hothousetheatre.org (AE)
Magic Smoking Monkey
Theatre, possibly St. Louis’s goofiest theatre company, has brought fun
shows to St. Louis theatre audiences starting with Ed Wood’s classic
Glen or Glenda? and continuing through last year with The One Hour Star
Wars Trilogy: LIVE! The next offering from Monkey is this summer’s “The
Challenge of the Superfriends: Live.” As is “traditional” with Monkey
shows, there will be a film trailer before the show—this time it’s
Speed Racer: The Mammoth Car. www.stlshakespeare.org/monkey (AE)
Muddy Waters Theatre, another new professional company, has picked for
their first season three plays by one playwright, Canadian George F.
Walker. Walker is a contemporary playwright whose works fit Muddy
Water’s goal (as stated on their Web site) of using theatre as a “tool
of entertainment but also recognizing the power of theatre to promote
societal and personal change by educating and emotionally connecting to
audiences.” Their first show, Escape From Happiness, certainly met this
criteria, and there are two more promising shows over the summer:
Zastrozzi: The Master of Discipline and Adult Entertainment.
www.muddywaterstheatre.com (AE)
New Line Theatre bills itself
as “the bad boy of musical theatre,” and few could argue with shows
like Batboy, a rock musical about a boy born in a cave, Sunday in the
Park With George, which took place largely within a painting (just try
to picture that if you missed the show), and the upcoming Reefer
Madness, based on the 1930s scare-film of the same name, a show that,
according to the New Line website, “is guaranteed to offend someone.”
Whether you’re laughing, thinking, or baffled when you leave, New Line
shows are not easily forgettable. www.newlinetheatre.com (AE)
Every Thursday at the Hi-Pointe Café, The Nonprophets bring “sketch
comedy” to the stage with their signature show, The Militant Propaganda
Bingo Machine. Incorporating a bingo game to determine the order in
which the sketches are performed, this show demands audience
participation, and with new shows every week, it is never boring. If
you want proof, ask one of their many fans who never miss a show.
www.nonprophets.com (AE)
Spotlight Theater is a relative
newcomer to the St. Louis theater scene. Founded in January 2001 by
Pamela Reckamp, this not-for-profit company was created for the sole
purpose of providing St. Louis with a sorely needed outlet for
competent local actors and crew. Each season, Spotlight focuses on a
specific circumstance, topic, or idea that allows the company to
explore differing viewpoints and differing genres of the theater world.
This season’s theme is Hell, and the first production was last winter’s
take on Will Kern’s Hellcab. The second show to be produced this season
will be the upcoming No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre. This bizarre
existentialist piece focuses on three people locked in one small room
in hell, whose eternal torture is having their souls bared to one
another. www.spotlighttheatrestlonline.org (TB)
If you like to
sing along to all your favorite showtunes, Stages in Kirkwood is the
place for you. Successfully singing since 1987, Stages produces three
musicals every summer, and this year they are classics guaranteed to
take your mind off the coming heat. In June, there’s Gypsy, the
thoroughly entertaining show biz story of a mother and daughter. The
season continues with The Sound of Music, “the dramatic and
inspirational true story of a young girl,” and finishes up with the
magnificent Camelot which is, according to the Stages Web site,
“perfectly designed for happily ever-aftering.” www.stagesstlouis.com
(AE)
Artistic director Gary F. Bell founded Stray Dog Theatre
a little over one year ago. This non-profit company is devoted to
encouraging new interpretations of classic plays, both traditional and
contemporary. The major objective is to reflect humanity in diverse,
dynamic, and significant works of theater. Stray Dog Theatre derives
its name from Brodyachaya Sobaka (Stray Dog), a legendary Russian
bohemian café frequented by the St. Petersburg area’s most cutting-edge
artists. Every evening during the early 1900s, diverse audiences
gathered to enjoy an evening of eclectic entertainment as the café
played host to an array of actors, directors, playwrights, artists, and
poets. In recognition of the café’s legacy, SDT seeks to encourage a
collaborative approach to theater. Its current season has included The
Glass Menagerie and . Its upcoming show, Angels in America: MillSix
Degrees of Separationennium Approaches, a very challenging and
controversial play by Tony Kushner, will be presented starting June10.
www.straydogtheatre.org (TB)
Tin Ceiling is “dedicated to
providing alternative entertainment…by showcasing the works of local
talent,” according their Web site. Their 2004 season includes the
challenging Seven/24iii, in which seven ten-minute plays will be
written, produced, and performed within a 24-hour time frame. One play
and three one-acts, written by Tin Ceiling members, are also on deck,
and their season will conclude in December with a production of
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard.
www.tinceiling.org (AE)
Washington Avenue Players Project
(WAPP) was formed to showcase unique and original content using metro
area actors, designers, and directors. Specializing in one-man and
one-woman shows, Todd Schaefer’s company offers a daring selection of
material for public consumption. The goal is to foster a network of
local actors who are dedicated to creating and exploring new and
original productions, as well as unique, previously produced plays and
musicals. WAPP will be teaming up with New Line Theatre to offer up the
neo-cult classic, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, by Stephen Trask and John
Cameron Mitchell, in July and August at the ArtLoft Theater, the site
of many of its past shows. www.thewapp.com (TB)
Contributors: Anne Earney, Tyson Blanquart